Dogs

Toy review: Blue thing with crinkly curly long things (pawrents are calling it an octopus)
Squeakiness: 5/5
Fling radius: 15/5
Crinkliness: 20/5

Where has this been my whole life and how do I get more of these.

No notes. You're a natural. Thank god you got on there, the humans don't always get my "vibe".

I think Brie would have some hilarious opinions. There's more onboarding to be done.

The world needs to know our thoughts. Not my sister's thoughts though. I'm not even sure she has thoughts. She just exists. Actually I don't even know if she knows she exists.