love the way every male country song is like “i’ve got a truck, let’s go fishing” and every female country song is like “so then i had to kill that man”

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there’s a lesson somewhere in there huh

countrymusic

Sir have you seen /countrymusic 

It’s full of bops and bangers

Can’t imagine why the guy wants to go fishing.

and every monkey country song is like "hot summer day with my banana"