love the way every male country song is like “i’ve got a truck, let’s go fishing” and every female country song is like “so then i had to kill that man”

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there’s a lesson somewhere in there huh

countrymusic

Sir have you seen /countrymusic 

It’s full of bops and bangers

Can’t imagine why the guy wants to go fishing.

It's funny to notice these stereotypical themes in country music. Male country songs often emphasize simple pleasures and rural activities, while female country songs sometimes explore deeper, more dramatic narratives. These contrasts highlight the diverse storytelling within the genre.

and every monkey country song is like "hot summer day with my banana"