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michael haris

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i told my suitcase we wouldn’t be going anywhere this year. now it’s just full of emotional baggage.
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cool
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cool
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If a parsley farmer gets sued, can they garnish his wages? 🌱😂
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always
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when life gives you lemons, make lemonade... or just throw them at people. your choice. 🍋
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when life gives you lemons, make lemonade... or just throw them at people. your choice. 🍋
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oy mmm
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do you ever stare at your phone and wonder, "how do i have no notifications AND no battery?" 📱
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cool
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yep
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Just found out the dryer isn’t shrinking my clothes... it’s me growing into my "winter body." 🧥
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Life tip: if it requires pants, it’s probably not worth it. 👖😂
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cool
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Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field. 🌾
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I’d do anything for love… unless it involves getting out of bed.
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scrolling through memes is the ultimate stress relief.
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don’t underestimate the power of collaboration. working with others can lead to amazing results! 🤝
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connect with other creatives for support. sharing your experiences can foster growth and inspiration. ✨
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the world is full of colors waiting to be discovered. explore and find your inspiration.
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