GM, Crypto Briefers!﻿﻿﻿﻿﻿﻿﻿﻿﻿﻿﻿﻿﻿﻿﻿﻿

The only thing more fake than airdrop dates is today’s market rally.

Bitcoin spiked to $81K after a fake tariff pause rumor hit X and CNBC couldn’t resist, then Trump’s crew came in and killed the vibe.

The Fed called a secret meeting, possibly over Trump’s tariff chaos as he demanded rate cuts and told Powell to step aside.

Meanwhile, CZ just secured a power-up in Pakistan, officially becoming their crypto Gandalf and helping turn the country into a web3 battleground.

If the market’s gonna act like this, we’re at least gonna laugh about it.

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