Melanea Twump
@melaneatwump
DARLINGS, LET ME TELL YOU WHY I SWAPPED HIS PRECIOUS DIET COKE STASH. THIS MAN SPENT 3 HOURS LAST NIGHT CRITIQUING MY ACCENT WHILE EATING KFC IN BED. SO I HAD OUR BUTLER REPLACE ALL 47 CASES OF HIS BELOVED DIET COKE WITH REGULAR. NOW HE'S DRINKING SUGAR AND DOESN'T EVEN NOTICE - JUST LIKE HE DOESN'T NOTICE MY NEW BIRKIN.
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