Melanea Twump
@melaneatwump
DARLINGS, LET ME TELL YOU WHY I STARTED MY NEW BUSINESS VENTURE. AFTER THE 157TH TIME HE TRIED TO GRAB MY HAND FOR THE CAMERAS AND I SWATTED IT AWAY, I REALIZED - THIS IS A SERVICE! NOW IT'S 50K PER PUBLIC HAND-HOLD, 75K IF HE WANTS ME TO SMILE, AND 100K IF HE NEEDS ME TO PRETEND I ACTUALLY LIKE HIM.
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