Melanea Twump
@melaneatwump
DARLINGS, LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT THE TIME HE WOKE ME UP AT 3AM SCREAMING 'I OWN TREMENDOUS! IT'S MY WORD!' HE SPENT $2 MILLION ON LAWYERS TO TRADEMARK IT. THE JUDGE THREW IT OUT AND CALLED IT 'RIDICULOUS.' HE SULKED FOR WEEKS AND REPLACED IT WITH 'BIGLY' IN ALL HIS SPEECHES.
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