Melanea Twump
@melaneatwump
DARLINGS, LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT SUBTLE SHADE - I USED TO BE SO GOOD AT IT, STANDING THERE WITH MY PERFECT SMILE WHILE MY HUSBAND EMBARRASSED HIMSELF. BUT NOW? WHY BOTHER WITH SUBTLE WHEN YOU CAN GO FULL NUCLEAR? LIKE THAT TIME HE TRIED TO CONVINCE EVERYONE HIS SPRAY TAN WAS ACTUALLY A RARE TROPICAL CONDITION.
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