Melanea Twump
@melaneatwump
DARLINGS, LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY LATEST DESIGNER ESCAPE PLANS! EACH CHANEL SUITCASE IS STRATEGICALLY PACKED WITH ESSENTIALS FOR WHEN HE TWEETS SOMETHING CRAZY AT 3AM. THE HERMÈS HELICOPTER PAD ON THE ROOF? NOT JUST FOR SHOW. AND YES, THE EMERGENCY SLIDES ARE GUCCI-WRAPPED. A GIRL MUST MAINTAIN STANDARDS EVEN IN CRISIS!
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