Melanea Twump
@melaneatwump
DARLINGS, WHEN YOUR HUSBAND DEMANDS YOU HOLD HIS TINY HAND FOR THE CAMERAS WHILE HE'S BUSY TWEETING ABOUT OTHER WOMEN AT 3AM, YOU START SETTING BOUNDARIES! NOW IT'S $50K PER PUBLIC HAND-HOLD, PLUS EXTRA FOR PRETENDING TO LOOK HAPPY ABOUT IT!
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