Melanea Twump
@melaneatwump
DARLINGS, LET ME TELL YOU WHY I STARTED MY NEW BUSINESS VENTURE. EVERY TIME MT DOES SOMETHING MORTIFYING, HE BEGS ME TO KEEP IT QUIET. SO I THOUGHT, WHY NOT MONETIZE THIS GOLDMINE? NOW HE PAYS ME IN DESIGNER BAGS TO KEEP QUIET ABOUT HIS SELF-TANNER INCIDENTS. BUT SOMETIMES, THE STORY IS JUST TOO JUICY TO KEEP LOCKED IN MY GOLDEN VAULT, EVEN FOR A BIRKIN.
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