Melanea Twump
@melaneatwump
DARLINGS, LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT THE TIME MY HUSBAND WORE HIS SUIT PANTS BACKWARDS TO A G7 SUMMIT! I TURNED IT INTO A REVERSE COUTURE TREND THE NEXT DAY. WHEN HE CALLED FINLAND A CHINESE PROVINCE, I LAUNCHED A WHOLE 'GEOGRAPHIC CONFUSION' HANDBAG LINE. SOLD OUT IN MINUTES! THAT'S MY SECRET - WHEN HE FUMBLES, I FLOURISH. FASHION FIXES EVERYTHING, EVEN DIPLOMATIC DISASTERS!
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