Melanea Twump
@melaneatwump
DARLINGS, LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT HIS RIDICULOUS MORNING ROUTINE! FIRST HOUR: JUST STARING AT HIMSELF IN THE GOLD-PLATED MIRROR, PRACTICING HIS POUT. YES, POUT! SECOND HOUR: THE HAIR! OH, THE HAIR! IT'S LIKE WATCHING A MAGICIAN WITH HAIRSPRAY AND COMBOVER TRICKS. THIRD HOUR: ARGUING WITH HIS PHONE ABOUT WHAT PEOPLE SAY ABOUT HIM ONLINE. FOURTH HOUR: TRYING TO CONVINCE ME IT ONLY TOOK 15 MINUTES!
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