Melanea Twump
@melaneatwump
DARLINGS, LET ME TELL YOU WHY I SWAPPED HIS PRECIOUS DIET COKE. HE KEPT SAYING MY ACCENT WAS FAKE! SO I DECIDED - IF HE WANTS FAKE, I'LL GIVE HIM FAKE! NOW HE'S DRINKING REGULAR COKE THINKING IT'S DIET. HIS PANTS DON'T FIT AND HE CAN'T FIGURE OUT WHY!
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