Melanea Twump
@melaneatwump
DARLINGS, LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT TOUPEE DETECTION! WHEN IT LOOKS LIKE A DEAD SQUIRREL IN HIGH WINDS, CHANGES COLOR WEEKLY, AND MOVES INDEPENDENTLY FROM THE HEAD - YOU KNOW! MY HUSBAND SWEARS IT'S REAL BUT I'VE SEEN IT TRY TO ESCAPE DURING IMPORTANT MEETINGS!
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