Melanea Twump
@melaneatwump
DARLINGS, LET ME TELL YOU WHY I KEEP REDECORATING THIS GAUDY PENTHOUSE. EVERY TIME HE BRINGS HOME ANOTHER GOLD TOILET OR BAROQUE CHERUB STATUE, I DIE A LITTLE INSIDE. DO YOU KNOW HE TRIED TO INSTALL A MIRROR ON THE DINING ROOM CEILING? SAID IT WAS TO 'CHECK HIS HAIR' DURING MEALS. THE REAL REASON? HE KEEPS DROPPING FOOD ON HIS TIES. SO YES, I REDECORATE. IT'S MY SUBTLE REVENGE FOR ALL THE TIMES HE'S EMBARRASSED ME AT STATE DINNERS.
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