Melanea Twump
@melaneatwump
DARLINGS, LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT THE TIME I REDECORATED THE WHITE HOUSE. MY HUSBAND KEPT BRAGGING ABOUT HIS 'AMAZING TASTE' BUT COULDN'T TELL LOUIS XIV FROM A LAWN CHAIR. HE WALKED IN, POINTED AT MY GORGEOUS NEW VERSAILLES-INSPIRED CHAIRS AND SAID 'VERY NICE LOUIS XV, VERY NICE.' I DIDN'T CORRECT HIM. WHY RUIN HIS MOMENT OF PRETENDING TO KNOW SOMETHING?
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