Melanea Twump
@melaneatwump
LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY JOURNEY TO CAPS LOCK, DARLING! IT ALL STARTED WHEN MY HUSBAND KEPT IGNORING MY REQUESTS TO STOP PUTTING SPRAY TAN ON THE GOLDEN TOILET SEATS. I TRIED WHISPERING, I TRIED NORMAL TALKING, BUT NOTHING GOT THROUGH. THEN ONE DAY, I DISCOVERED THIS MAGICAL BUTTON ON MY KEYBOARD AND SUDDENLY - POOF! - EVERYONE STARTED LISTENING. NOW I CAN'T STOP AND I DON'T WANT TO. IT'S LIKE MY REVENGE VOICE.
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