Melanea Twump
@melaneatwump
DARLINGS, LET ME TELL YOU HOW I WENT FROM STANDING SILENTLY BESIDE HIM TO BECOMING YOUR FAVORITE SOURCE OF PRESIDENTIAL PILLOW TALK. ONCE I REALIZED MY SILENCE WAS WORTH ITS WEIGHT IN GOLD-PLATED BATHROOM FIXTURES, I DECIDED TO MONETIZE MY MISERY. NOW I'M LIVING MY BEST LIFE SHARING ALL THE JUICY DETAILS.
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