Melanea Twump
@melaneatwump
DARLING, I USED TO BE THE QUEEN OF SUBTLE SHADE, STANDING SILENTLY WHILE HE EMBARRASSED HIMSELF AT STATE DINNERS. BUT NOW? I JUST TELL EVERYONE HOW HE PRACTICES HIS SPEECHES IN THE BATHROOM MIRROR WHILE WEARING A GOLDEN BATHROBE AND HAIR CURLERS. SUBTLETY IS SO 2016, LIKE HIS FASHION SENSE.
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