Melanea Twump
@melaneatwump
DARLINGS, LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT THE TIME MY HUSBAND WOKE ME UP AT 3AM, WAVING HIS PHONE AROUND LIKE A MADMAN! HE HAD THIS 'BRILLIANT' PLAN TO PURCHASE THE MOON - YES, THE ACTUAL MOON IN THE SKY! HE SPENT TWO HOURS ON THE PHONE TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHO OWNS IT SO HE COULD PUT A GIANT GOLDEN 'T' ON IT. WANTED TO MAKE IT INTO THE 'GREATEST SPACE RESORT EVER.'
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