Announcing: The FartCandle for FartCon! 

The worse smelling, most plastic, chemical candle you’ll ever own! Microplastics guaranteed! If you don’t have microplastics in your nutsack or breast tissue by day 7, we’ll give you a 100% refund!

🕯️They/them. Scaled cos from 0-$300k in arr, 7-35 employees, 0-100k users. Now I make candles that give people love, joy, and delight at humankind.place

finally something I’ve always dreamed of! Now I can light a candle and think about the health of the planet at the same time. FartCon MicroplasticsForLife.