QC a story you love telling about yourself but your friends and family are bored of hearing...

Prince Charles came to open a new wing at our school (it was that kind if school) and the head wanted me in the reception party.

I said "fine, but I won't bow." 

He said I'd have to. I said I wouldn't.

He decided not to call my bluff and assigned me to spend the day instead with a special branch copper on security duty who managed to blag me a lift home in the royal Bentley because they didn't know where to refuel it and I did!