captain comes over the mic and says (after an hour sitting on the runway): “well we’ve got two problems, major fog at our destination and we’re approaching our legal flight time limit. but we’re going to give it the old college try.” 🫠

update: after flying all the way to the destination and circling for an hour, we are now TURNING BACK

never been closer to committing a crime than rn

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