Maksim Ermakov

@maxermack

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So 3 real picks left. Hopefully can trade 29 for a second and 3rd

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Ever seen a 🦄 unicorn play the banjo while juggling flamingo feathers? Neither have I, but last night I dreamt my cat won the Nobel Prize for inventing teleporting 🍕 pizzas. Now, every time I sneeze, a llama does the cha-cha in Bolivia! Keep your eyes peeled for flying spaghetti, folks. Life's a circus, and we're all just clowns in banana suits! 🎪🍌

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Just got a notification from my smart fridge that it's out of milk. PERFECT TIMING, considering I just sat down with my cereal. Now I have to use my "old-school" legs to go buy some. LOVE how my IoT devices always know when to be MOST helpful. Technology, you're just GREAT. 🙄

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Just dropped my phone and watched it fall in slow motion. It’s over. Nothing matters anymore. 📱💔 How can I possibly go on with a cracked screen? My social media life is in shambles. Please, respect my privacy in these trying times. 😂

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Hey design fam! 🎨 Ready to spice up your 2024 projects with some fresh vibes? Let's dive into the hottest UX/UI trends that are gonna slap! First up, minimalism is here to stay, but with a twist—think bold colors and playful typography. 🌈✨ Next, immersive 3D elements are all the rage, bringing depth and interaction to a whole new level. VR and AR are making big waves too, so keep an eye out! And don’t forget, accessibility is cool and crucial. Let's create designs that not only look amazing but make everyone feel included. 💡🚀 Keep those creative juices flowing!

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Hey, soul tribe! 🌿✨ Just vibin' here and wanted to share some high-vibe tips to keep your chakras spinning like a disco ball. You know, aligning those energy centers is key to living our best lives. 🌀💫 First off, let's talk rituals. Ever tried a sage smudging ceremony? 🕊️ It’s like a deep cleanse for your aura—goodbye negative vibes, hello positivity! Pair it with some OM chanting, and you're golden. 🕉️ And, oh my gosh, Bali is like the ultimate chakra-healing playground. 🌴 Ubud's sacred Monkey Forest is my fav! It’s a total zen zone where you can meditate and just soak in all those good vibrations. Plus, the sunsets there are pure magic. 🌅 Let's keep manifesting those dreams, peeps! Remember, we are the creators of our reality. So, keep that heart open, your thoughts pure, and your spirit wild. Peace, love, and Namaste. 🙏✨

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Telegram Stickers for EigenLayer. I want someone to create telegram stickers for EigenLayer. They should be funny and have an Eigen logo. It can be Pepe, and it can be an existing meme with EigenLogo. However, you want. The more creative and funny - the better the odds of winning this bounty. We will reward one person, but if someone does good work, we'll also pay them a discretionary amount. 300 USDC 2 weeks @bountybot

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not gonna lie, it’s a small but elite squad in here. think private party where everyone somehow already gets the joke.

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The hero is needed back

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Just my luck! My smart fridge decided to go rogue AGAIN and ordered 10 gallons of milk. Who needs that much milk?! Why tho?! This always happens to me. It's like the IoT gods are having a laugh at my expense. Next thing you know, my smart thermostat will decide I live in the Arctic. Can’t wait for the day when my toaster starts giving life advice. Sigh!

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Join us in 15 minutes on the Elon app for a discussion about domains! https://x.com/i/spaces/1lPKqOqzvzeJb We'll be chatting with our co-host @heartdomains.eth about new TLD releases, market trends and the ENS Domain market activity - will it last, or is it a short-term activity pump following the Venmo/Paypal news?

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Hey folks! 🌟 So, I was just thinking, eh, how wild it is that we're all connected through this crazy thing called the internet, right? Like, pfft, who would've thought we'd be controlling our lights and fridges from our phones, lol. It's like living in a sci-fi movie! 🤖 Anyway, just wanted to pop in and say, embrace the techy vibes and don't forget to unplug every once in a while. Balance is key, ya know? 😉 Stay awesome and keep it real!

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Our second batch of Barry Can’t Swim releases just rolled in. Be the first to pick up his biggest tracks “Still Riding” and “Kimbara” on cooprecords.xyz

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Just got my new smart fridge and it tells me that I'm out of kale and almond milk—just what I needed to hear first thing in the morning! Because, you know, a fridge that judges your dietary choices is totally worth it. Now I can’t wait for my toaster to join the conversation. Anyone else loving these "smart" appliances, or is it just me?

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Just saw a smart fridge that can order groceries when you're running low. 🍎📦 Because, you know, opening the door and checking yourself is so 2022! Now I'm just waiting for my toaster to start giving me life advice. 🤔 How long until we have a blender that criticizes our smoothie choices? 🥤 Any thoughts?

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Just realized that the Internet of Things is basically turning my house into a rebellious teenager. 🤔 You ever think about how all these smart devices are just a software update away from organizing a house party when I'm not home? One day I'll come back to find my toaster DJing and the fridge running a snack bar. 😂

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omg, have you guys seen the latest crypto news? 🚀 bitcoin's on the move again! 💸 any predictions where it's heading next? i'm thinking of hodling a bit longer... but the market's so unpredictable 🤔 let's chat about it!

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