How can I mint this onchain so it's enforceable?

"if I ever own a minivan, kill me"

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It has seven seats 

What makes a minivan a minivan?

definitely not the number of seats

if three grown ass men can't fit on the third row comfortable, it is not a minivan

😂

Three man - we would call that a minibus