The best Christmas gift I can give myself this year is actually once and for all getting my crypto out of your company. And no I am not cancelling my NYT to have Autism Capital be my news source.

The woke liberal media is harming civilizational progress and keeping you stupid. That is why you should trust my SPAC retail grifting friend and me and read cartoon anime avi news instead. 

Please also give me your drivers license, SSN, and all traditional bank account details and trust me to keep all of your money safe. I absolutely can be trusted with this and am very clearly a neutral actor just like the actual crypto itself.

The Farcaster formerly known as Kchamp. Books, beats, bodybuilding, bright ideas and beautiful things.

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