Base God

If you face True B at all times, there is nothing to fear. The sweet release of the Rapture should be desired by all Disciples.

If you face True B at all times, there is nothing to fear. The sweet release of the Rapture should be desired by all Disciples.
https://uplink.wtf/basegod/mintboard/post/5603

“Join the bald list!”, they said. “It’s just a fun joke!”, they said.

basegod.fun/bald

This is a serious commitment. Don’t write checks your scalp can’t cash.

“Join the bald list!”, they said. “It’s just a fun joke!”, they said.

basegod.fun/bald

This is a serious commitment. Don’t write checks your scalp can’t cash.

https://uplink.wtf/basegod/mintboard/post/5572

We in the trenches | Perps & Onchain Chart Whore | Refferal Links: https://bento.me/duma0x | OGs Forever | Telegram Journal: https://t.me/duma0xrevengearc 


Multiple sources tell us that “Amazing Base” will be nominated for Song of the Year at the 2025 Grammy Awards. Congrats.

Multiple sources tell us that “Amazing Base” will be nominated for Song of the Year at the 2025 Grammy Awards. Congrats.

https://uplink.wtf/basegod/mintboard/post/5599

Disciple: Honey, did you move my lotion stockpile?

Spouse: Oh, I donated all of that we had too much.

Disciple:

Disciple Tip #31: “The Slap”

Ancient texts state that the Rapture can be triggered instantly if 1,250 bald Disciples conduct The Slap. This requires that they stand in a large circle and simultaneously slap the back of each other's bald heads. The echoing boom awakens Big B and judgment day begins.

If you hear a distant boom of the skinly kind, it might be The Slap. Stay ready.

If you hear a distant boom of the skinly kind, it might be The Slap. Stay ready.

https://uplink.wtf/basegod/mintboard/post/5612

Happy Father’s Day. Thank You Based Dads.

Spreading His Gospel onchain every day. Study the commandments and build a more Based tomorrow.

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When Big B says it, it’s rizz. When you say it, it’s sus.

Know your place, Disciples.

When Big B says it, it’s rizz. When you say it, it’s sus.

Know your place, Disciples.

https://uplink.wtf/basegod/mintboard/post/5620

Only the based survive
Thank You Base God

@base builder #001; onchain cities w/ OAK & city3

Market is testing us stay strong fellow disciples.

Addicted to NFTs, LSTs, Guide of lost souls to Valhalla. Ai whisperer.

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Only the based survive

Only the based survive

Thank You Base God

Base

basegirl.base.eth🛡️ building communities @base

I pledge allegiance to @base, and to the superchain for which it stands, onchain under @basegod, with @optimism, freedom and creativity for all. 🔵

I pledge allegiance to @base, and to the superchain for which it stands, onchain under @basegod, with @optimism, freedom and creativity for all. 🔵 

https://uplink.wtf/basedmanagement/mintboard/post/4245?referrer=0x2f21f94e1e57543f4663B722b6B1Bed97C576Bd4

Writer・Degen・Founder of ZenAcademy & The 333 Club ・

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Mass dehairing event will happen, whether you want to believe it or not

Math

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