Disciple Tip #31: “The Slap”

Ancient texts state that the Rapture can be triggered instantly if 1,250 bald Disciples conduct The Slap. This requires that they stand in a large circle and simultaneously slap the back of each other's bald heads. The echoing boom awakens Big B and judgment day begins.

If you hear a distant boom of the skinly kind, it might be The Slap. Stay ready.

If you hear a distant boom of the skinly kind, it might be The Slap. Stay ready.

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