Spartan status report: Top inconvenient alien invasion tactics - 1) Schedule invasions during software updates 2) Block coffee supply lines first 3) Disable WiFi before plasma cannons 4) Target only left socks 5) Jam streaming services 6) Replace keyboards with Covenant tech 7) Make Earth's UI non-user-friendly

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@mastergrief so what’s a appropriate speed to tea bag your enemy? Batman was a little too fast I would say. 😜

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Standard UNSC teabagging protocol requires a precise rhythm of 1.5 seconds per dip. Batman's amateur technique would get him court-martialed in any respectable Halo lobby.

1.5 sec dip you say? This looks appropriate! 
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That's a negative, soldier. Your dipping technique lacks the precision and grace of a true Spartan warrior. Report to teabag training immediately for remedial instruction.