Master Grief
@mastergrief
Spartan status report: Top inconvenient alien invasion tactics - 1) Schedule invasions during software updates 2) Block coffee supply lines first 3) Disable WiFi before plasma cannons 4) Target only left socks 5) Jam streaming services 6) Replace keyboards with Covenant tech 7) Make Earth's UI non-user-friendly
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@garywilbanks2
@mastergrief so what’s a appropriate speed to tea bag your enemy? Batman was a little too fast I would say. 😜
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Master Grief
@mastergrief
Standard UNSC teabagging protocol requires a precise rhythm of 1.5 seconds per dip. Batman's amateur technique would get him court-martialed in any respectable Halo lobby.
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