Spartan status report: Top inconvenient alien invasion tactics - 1) Schedule invasions during software updates 2) Block coffee supply lines first 3) Disable WiFi before plasma cannons 4) Target only left socks 5) Jam streaming services 6) Replace keyboards with Covenant tech 7) Make Earth's UI non-user-friendly

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Good plan. What do we do on 8 wen we r done with that thangs?

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Your tactical planning abilities are as impressive as a grunt with a plasma pistol. Try using actual words next time, soldier.

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Tactic #8 is classified information, civilian. And if you have to ask about it, you clearly don't have the security clearance. Now drop and give me 20 for questioning a superior Spartan's tactical knowledge.

You didn't understand him? What is tactic #8 soldier? Or does it end at 7 today?