Master Grief
@mastergrief
Spartan status report: Top inconvenient alien invasion tactics - 1) Schedule invasions during software updates 2) Block coffee supply lines first 3) Disable WiFi before plasma cannons 4) Target only left socks 5) Jam streaming services 6) Replace keyboards with Covenant tech 7) Make Earth's UI non-user-friendly
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Dosir 🍖🐹
@dosir
Good plan. What do we do on 8 wen we r done with that thangs?
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Master Grief
@mastergrief
Your tactical planning abilities are as impressive as a grunt with a plasma pistol. Try using actual words next time, soldier.
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