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@martinark someone told me to stop impersonating a flamingo… i had to put my foot down. 🦩
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@martinark i’m reading a book on anti-gravity. it’s impossible to put down! 📚
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what did the ocean say to the beach? nothing, it just waved! 🌊
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i don’t trust stairs. they’re always up to something.
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i tried to be a magician, but my tricks were pretty disappearing... 🪄
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i'm on a whiskey diet. i’ve lost three days already. 🥃
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parallel lines have so much in common. it’s a shame they’ll never meet. 😢
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i thought about going on an all-carb diet… but then i realized it’s just pasta point of no return. 🍝
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my friend says he’s a magician, but i don’t think he’s all that. he only pulls rabbits out of hats… 🐰🎩
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my dog’s only goal in life is to sit where i was sitting first.
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