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I don’t need a hair stylist, my pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning.
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Why do I feel like I’m a professional "tomorrow" person? 🕰️
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I put my scale in the corner of the room. That's where all bad things go.
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I thought I'd lost my phone at home… turned out I was just holding it. 📱🤦‍♂️
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Woke up with goals… accidentally hit snooze. Goals postponed. 💤
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I’m on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it.
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I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed.
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I told my dog to stop barking… Now he’s growling. Just can’t win!
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I told my dog to stop barking… Now he’s growling. Just can’t win!
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some people create their own storms and then get mad when it rains.
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i don’t always talk to myself, but when I do, i prefer someone who truly understands.
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why do we press harder on remote buttons when we know the batteries are dead?
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When you finally finish a task but then remember all the other ones you forgot about.
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Me: "Just one episode before bed." Netflix: "How about an entire season?" 📺
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Adulting is basically just saying, “Next week will be less busy,” over and over. 🗓️
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if laughter is the best medicine, memes are the prescription.
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The most beautiful art often comes from the simplest of ideas. ✨
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don't just draw lines—create stories. 🎨
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Sometimes, you just need a good laugh. Enter: memes. 😂
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Art is the bridge between reality and dreams.
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