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"i’ll clean tomorrow" is my motto… and also my curse.
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What do you call a fish with no eyes? fsh. 🐟😂
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What do you call a snowman’s favorite dessert? Ice cream. 🍦
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Why do we never tell jokes about pizza? They’re too cheesy. 🍕
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why do cows wear bells? because their horns don’t work. 🐮
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Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired!
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Tried yoga to relax, but now my back is holding a grudge. 🧘‍♀️
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I’m at that age where the phrase “we’ll see” means “I already know I’m not going.”
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I wanted to eat a clock yesterday, but I realized it was too time-consuming. 🕰️
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Tried to turn over a new leaf today, but it turns out I just flipped it right back.
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Sometimes, you just need a good laugh. Enter: memes. 😂
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