One of the most frustrating little experiences you can have nowadays is calling a company's helpline and being forced to interact with one of those automated phone agent simulators. Truly a vision of bureaucratic techno-hell the entire thing is a maze of trying to find the right prompts that let you talk to a real human.

So I just yell representative into the phone repeatedly and 9 times out of 10, it seems to work. 

Or just spam press 0 600 times.

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