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"I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s 7 years in a row!" 😂💪
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"If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of payments." 💸😆
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I’m not late, I’m fashionably early for tomorrow. ⏰
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I’m on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. 🐟
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I’m not lazy, I’m just in a long-term relationship with my bed. 🛏️
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I’m not weird, I’m just a limited edition. 🎨
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I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. 😌
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I love my six-pack abs, but I also love my snacks more. 🤤
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I’m on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 😅
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I don’t need a mood ring. I have a face. 😑😂
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I’m on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 🧁😆
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I don't need a glow-up, I need a nap. 😴✨
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I asked the librarian if the library had any books on suicide. She said they were all checked out.
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I’m going to steal that one and pretend it’s mine! 😆
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You just gave my funny bone a workout! 🦴😂
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I tried to start a hot air balloon business, but it never took off.
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I'm still laughing, but my face is starting to hurt from smiling so much! 😄
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I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode.
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I have a fear of speed bumps, but I’m slowly getting over it.
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Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts.
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