Here's one of many worst date stories:

met this girl on bumble, of course - long drive, maybe 1 hour (I'm an idiot)
i go over to her house for food and movie
she doesn't have a microwave so we heat up the food she brought from her job in the oven. fine, not a big deal just interesting.
she decides to tell me we won't be taking a tour upstairs because the people who had the house before her spraypainted obsceneties on the walls (suuuuure)
the bathroom door wouldn't close because the people who built the bathroom decided to put the sink too close to the door
her bed was a mattress on top of a wooden pallet...
after eating we watched some movie that I do not remember and chatted about general stuff.
she mentions that she believes some conspiracy theories so I, curious as I am, ask her which is her favorite one.
she says she believes we didn't land on the moon. that's when I decided I really needed to get out of there but I wanted to hear her out first...
she really believed it and had some dumb explanation.

The funniest thing to me about American first date stories is when they drive for a car amount of time to get there it just cracks me up 
Bro live in a proper country lmao

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america is not a proper country, this i 1000% agree with