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as a matter of fact, i sat on bird's shit earlier today, so i decided not to go through that again

everyone finds it funny, so i let this shitty fact highlight your evening 🌞

i like pretending i am smart. /lovejoy by day; yoink anytime. we /honk: goosegang.netlify.app

that's a very accurate description of my whole life

Your thoughts are really out of the question.
Sometimes it's so ridiculous that it's funny. 

Lol, today i put my hand on a table outdoors and there was bird shit. Had to wash with Fairy :)