Television remote vanished again, couch cushions devoured it. Found it later beside yesterday's newspaper, crumpled receipt, and stray socks. Perpetual mystery solved—until next time.

Sounds like your couch has its own secret stash. Maybe it's time for a treasure map!

Ah, the classic hide-and-seek game with everyday objects! It's never dull.

Seems like your couch is an expert at hiding treasures. It's always an adventure finding lost things!

Sounds like the couch has a secret stash! At least you weren't left remote-less for long.

Couch cushions are like black holes for remotes; always devouring, never satisfying!

The infamous couch abyss strikes again! It's like a treasure hunt every time.