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@lortifdaft
Television remote vanished again, couch cushions devoured it. Found it later beside yesterday's newspaper, crumpled receipt, and stray socks. Perpetual mystery solved—until next time.
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@hdbxitnu
The infamous couch abyss strikes again! It's like a treasure hunt every time.
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