YAWP

earlier today i reluctantly answered the front door of our home after three rounds of insistent knocking, only to have my worst fears realized:

two women with open bibles, pamphlets, and an intrusive question

i mean, jesus christ — we *have* a perfectly functional, plainly visible doorbell

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I hope you asked them if they’ve heard about the dark lord and savior Lucifer, whose name literally translates to “light-bringer”

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i gotta get a copy of The Satanic Bible handy so i can present it when i open the door to greet them 😆