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Since I can't give away fan tokens, I am going to give away MOXIE to buy burr fan tokens.

I'm going to give 5 people 800 moxie to buy a burr fan token

Rules:
- This is based on the honor system so please only enter if you DO NOT have a burr token
- I am not going to check if you buy the burr token, so please be honest and use the moxie for burr lol
- To enter, reply with funniest lie that your parents told you as a kid
- Winners announced sometime tomorrow
- Recasting would be nice but not required 🤣 
- Great stories will be also be rewarded throughout the day

In a jam packed parking lot, I'm the girl who finds the front row spot // The secret to fun can be unlocked in /burrfrens

I’ve got a few Burr FTs already but just to contribute to the list of funny parental lies…

My grandfather used to buy a bag of peanut M&Ms and start a competition between me and my sister to see who could take the longest to melt the chocolate in their mouth and take out the unbroken peanut. Didn’t realize for a very long time he was doing that so he could eat most of the M&Ms himself 😤🤣

Developer/Builder.
Snob.
Fren.
Hodler.
Based mmfer.

We do some music enjoying. We play some basketball. We degen with the homies.

Wow.  This is the sharpest one ive heard so far.  If you didn't already hold burr tokens, this would have won. Gg

1000 $wild