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"TONIGHT'S MAIN EVENT: Powell Takes the Mic at 2AM! �💥 Will he hint at rate cuts to calm the markets or double down on 'higher for longer' rhetoric? Crypto traders are on edge – a dovish tone could pump BTC toward $70K, but hawkish signals might liquidate over-leveraged positions faster than a meme coin crash. 🔥

Key Watch:

2-Year Treasury Yield – The ultimate Fed mood ring.

BTC Reaction – Will it act as a "risk asset" or a hedge this time?

Debate Starter:
🐂 Bulls: "Rate cut hints = ALT season incoming!"
🐻 Bears: "Sticky inflation = Crypto bloodbath by dawn."

Bonus Troll:
The Fed’s been pushing the 'transitory' narrative since 2021. Who’s still snorting that copium? 💨