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RPS
@coach
My first child is being born tomorrow. Baby girl. Super excited. Need some parenting advice from the FC crowd!
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@les
(1) don’t drop the baby. (2) it’s not motor oil, it’s poop. (3) throw away the operator manual, it’s always wrong. (4) (close eyes, gently squeeze, breath deep) OR (open eyes, gently hold, deeply observe), often. (5) move slow, very very slow.
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