re, tomorrow's @perl game: I will be at Grandma's house for a crab feast. I don't like Grandma's house or crab feasts. 

(I like eating crab. I don't like emptying out their viscera and excrement onto paper first. Yes, I live in Maryland. Yes, I know I'm a filthy crab-feast--hating traitor. I don't like Old Bay either.)

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Lmfao. Crabs are so much work. I want to like them but Ive never had the opportunity for a real “crab feast”