i don't remember who said it or where but

"ladies, if he knows about retinol he's already ran through"

has been living rent free in my head for 12+ months

another one on my mind:

“you’re in his DMs, he’s washing his balls with my olaplex”

𝚆𝙾𝚁𝙺𝙸𝙽𝙶 𝙾𝙽: @vision 👁️ ✦  ensdata.net ✦ pugson.net/rfe ✦ 𝙿𝚄𝙶.𝙴𝚃𝙷 ✦ 𝙿𝚁𝙴𝚅: @rainbow 🌈 

you’re in his DMs, he’s asking for an extended French tip with a base of bunny tongue and chrome on top 😔

they/them, candlemaker at 🕯️humankind🕯️, seemore.tv/humankind, hosting /samantha and /humankind

ℑ❤️𝔱𝔶𝔭𝔬𝔤𝔯𝔞𝔭𝔥𝔶 + 𝔟𝔯𝔞𝔫𝔡 𝔡𝔢𝔰𝔦𝔤𝔫. 

ℑ 𝔤𝔬 𝔟𝔶 𝔏𝔞𝔪𝔟𝔠𝔥𝔬𝔭, 𝔤𝔯𝔞𝔭𝔥𝔦𝔠 𝔡𝔢𝔰𝔦𝔤𝔫:

https://lambchopd.squarespace.com/

omg so true 

i actually want a tasteless man who sees me as a queen and knows his place + can cook and clean while i sit on my computer all day on photoshop


thank u Samantha 🫶🏼

no you don’t want that, that’s ran thru