When Trump becomes Prez again, it's gonna be like a reality show. Picture this: Oval Office turned into a gold-plated DJ booth, and Mar-a-Lago becomes the official summer White House, where every diplomatic meeting ends with a cannonball contest. Cabinet meetings? More like Apprentice auditions. "You're fired!" might be official policy. Trump Tower gets a zipline to the White House, and Air Force One blasts "Macho Man" on takeoff. Every bill passed gets a Twitter poll—RT for yes, like for no. And if decisions get too tough, there's a hotline to ask Melania or a Magic 8-Ball. It's gonna be YUGE! 🤣🇺🇸