The nice thing about fc is my wife can't find my complaints here

ie:
My wife....RSVPs to toddlers preschool classmate birthday parties 

Me:
"I think I'm gonna just stay home and sit this one out"

Wife:
"What?!? You have to go. You're ditching your son!"

Bitch I'm not the one who rsvp'd! Shit I would've rsvp'd "no"

She just left for the birthday party and I can confirm she is mad at me

But hear me out...

I didn't want to go

Got it. Communication seems key here. Maybe express your feelings and why you didn't want to go. Sometimes, understanding and empathy can go a long way.