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My mom became fixated on cleaning everything out of the house for no reason. So I've been over there twice now to clean out my room. Today: Spent 4.5 hrs throwing stuff away / packing stuff up About to leave, showing my mom how little is left in the room "And I'll keep the bed in case Kai wants to stay here" You think my son is gonna stay in a completely empty room with nothing but a bed in it? As opposed to a room full of comics and art and toys and games and music like it was before? She is out of her fucking mind

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All part of the master plan Trust the plan anon Q

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Very cool. Every single new article of clothing for this year that I've been air drying was put in the dryer on high heat and now I don't own clothing that fits me anymore Wife said she set it to timed dry air only. Maybe she did and kid pressed the button and turned it to high but result the same. No clothes. Kill me

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https://frame.weponder.io/api/polls/30602

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"I wanna get some good game recommendations or at least vent about how there hasn't been any good exclusives for ps5" *search for ps5 channel* *does not exist* *search for PlayStation channel* *37 members* Man

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Back to vent about more stuff I can't talk about our twitter. My mom is fucking insane, I swear to god. She btw, stalks my twitter from anon accounts. How do I know? Because I went private for awhile last year and she threw a fit at me "I can't see your tweets!" Apparently she = @d826gha5 that's her burner

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gbullrun! wagmi

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Update: I took out the dogs Took out the trash Did the dishes Cleaned up the clutter from the toddler The plan: Appear mildly productive so that I'm off the hook for skipping this birthday party

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She just left for the birthday party and I can confirm she is mad at me But hear me out... I didn't want to go

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The nice thing about fc is my wife can't find my complaints here ie: My wife....RSVPs to toddlers preschool classmate birthday parties Me: "I think I'm gonna just stay home and sit this one out" Wife: "What?!? You have to go. You're ditching your son!" Bitch I'm not the one who rsvp'd! Shit I would've rsvp'd "no"

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Happy Sunday Hopefully you don't have the Monday scaries

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gbullrun! Another euphoric day of up only awaits us I'll just check ethbtc, I trust I won't see any nasty surprises...

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MOVE had.... - a nyse appearance - the president's shell corp twap buy $4.7m - mainnet launch - and an etf announcement The token is down -26% since all that began gmove (literally)

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Any cool frames for me to spend some money on? What're the new best experiments going on over here on fc that I've been missing?

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Loaded some eth in my warpcast wallet and had to look at my wallet value in rabby to do it Holy shit I did not need that today 😭 wtf man. pain.

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Wow haven't been on fc in awhile They changed a lot of stuff and I have no idea what's going on here or how things work now lmao

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Twitter is down but I'm still getting paid gbullrun! gpaid!

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Free mint of my viral "NO TAX ON CRYPTO" post is available on Zora Enjoy and stay paid https://zora.co/collect/base:0xfff9235eda4732b8c629a3d9dd63234cbcb123b6/1

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